Thursday, 26 November 2009

No Sir, We Actually Just Want YOU!

Okay this is getting really ridiculous. Is there any single man out there these days who actually doesn't think that women are a devious lot who will do anything to get whatever they want?

I am totally up to my throat having these arguments with a growing number of men. My question is what do you have? You're not David Beckham or Denzel Washington neither do you have the brains of Eistein nor the quirkiness of Freud. You are not the best there is neither are you the most gifted. So what exactly is it that you have that I will be so after to resort to some grand planning just to lay my hands on?

Men need to get this unfounded thoughts out of their heads. Women are better equipped now to deal with any relationship/marriage eventualities so get your big heads out of the clouds and get with the program. The world has moved on so check the facts before making assumptions that have no basis.

Even a man who's worth nothing more than his pair of tattered jeans has the courage to spew such diatribe just cos the number of single women now outnumber men and more promising women are ending up with divorced fathers of two. Somehow the rest of the bunch who has zero to offer suddenly feels qualified to comment on women's morality.

Funny how men have been letting women down for as long as we could all remember but women still always manage to find something to love about them and to accept them irrespective of their flaws. Yet they wont stop bad mouthing women. Why dont you back up your opinion with some action and not go near a woman with a barge pole rather pursuing a woman while scheming and progressing with your hidden agenda.

Men are such bad loosers. Get over it. Women are getting better and there's nothing you can do about it. You either accept it or die in mysery. Mscheeew and no apologies made for the generalisation.

18 comments:

Afrobabe said...

Funny thing is they still chase this same "scheming" women and marry them!!!

All these words are thrown to the winds when they fall in love...lol...Then they are the ones offering all..

In my opinion a man in love wouldn't say that, well certainly not about his woman.

Parakeet said...

@Afrobabe...I hear you sister. How many of them do actually fall in this love you're talking about.

Anonymous said...

Temper temper Ms Parakeet!!!

Arewa said...

u know the one that KILLS me! A 34 year old single and ugly man passing up on a hook-up with a cute maybe 28 year old lady with a nice career and all that because she is too old! o ti pe lori igba (on the shelf)!! imagine! to me being 34 and still single says a LOT about your character and life because its WAAAAAY easier to get a wife than it is to get a husband...

Uzezi said...

for most men, I guess it is not being secured. I agree wit afrobabe

Myne Whitman said...

@Arewa, that cracked me up. But seriously, such men annoy me too. I was talking with one just the other day. Guy you're not all that so make we hear word. LOL

leggy said...

lol. i do understand what you mean.men are just...no words.

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

girl you clearly on fire today lol
but i think a guy who really cares about a girl DOES treat her right, its only those who think they are GOd's gift to women who behave like that

Repressed One said...

LWKMD!!! Arewa just kilt me. I swear they be killing me with that 'shelf-life' mess. Women have suffered sha.

Afrobabe is right--for all their noise, it is the ones they complain about they are drawn to. Confused buggas.

FFF said...

lol. i totally agree wit afrobabe. na wen d dude never jam woman wey him dey die 4 na him em go dey make mouth. chicks do it too sha. it's human nature.

mizchif said...

Generalise away jare.

It is definitely MORE annoying when the ones that don't even have anything to offer be talking about scheming women wanting to lay their hands on NOTHING!
Msccccchhhhhheeeeeeeewwwwwww!

Hope you're good girl.

Jayla. said...

men are just wahala on their own, don't even bring such foolishness to me else i'll tell u the story of your life. *kmt* Heediots.


There are a few good men out there but if you've encountered alot of fools, you lose d patience with ll men.

musco said...

who did u actually ve dis argument with?d bottom line is we can't do without women & women can't also do without us.so?

cut us some slack nw!

Ikafali said...

IMO men are the devious ones!! they can dish it but can't take it. Life is unfair when it comes to gender issues, it seems the female species cannot win when it comes to "what men want"?

Its better to throw caution to the wind and do your our own stuff, the person that cares enough will stick around amid all our "wahala" as they put it.

LucidLilith said...

damn....see parakeet rip on men...lol

I agree with you on so many levels...but that's all I am willing to say on the matter.

Tigeress said...

well said Parakeet, well said!!!

I say to them- GET OVER IT!!!

StandTall-The Activist said...

I can imagine how angry you the argument would have made you!

When I hear this kind of bullshit from some men, I quickly think of how they value their mother or view her in the first instance and how close minded they are.

TRYBES said...

lol@ no apologies at the generalisations..well i beg to differ tho..Would like to have your email if u wouldnt mind..mine is goldtrybes@gmail.com..