Thursday, 14 August 2008

Revenge is Sweet

Hahahahaha...am so laffing. Some dude just made my whole week. Okay this is the story. I met this guy o, a while ago. Spanking clean guy o. He doesn't have a Will Smith face but he can hold his own wherever he goes. A guy who hits the gym and has a physique to die for, carries himself with such charisma, works as an investment banker, has his own home and even more spanking friends. His taste is exquisite, inexpensive but totally classy and he knows how to enjoy the simple things of life. He is so well mannered and treats a lady with respect (at least that was the way he treated me). In short, the sort of guy any girl would dream to wake up to for the rest of her life. Except for the small fact that bobo thinks that he is God's gift to women o. Ok we met and he kept the call going for a while, once in a while I must say. He basically kept me on the edge, making me wait for his call and waiting for the time he was gonna ask me out on a date. Well as per babe too, I mustered all the will power I had from wherever they were deep buried o and I waited it out until the day he finally said let's go out.

Bobo chooses wagamama at the west end as if he knew that I cant work a pair of chopsticks. Anyway dinner went ok and we went to a nearby bar for a drink where I hung to every word of his the whole time. He must have noticed I was drooling cos just then he announced that we were leaving. We took our leave o and he drops me home saying "i'll call". I thought hmmm, you better do. Bobo called as promised the night after and we spoke for a bit. I thot well he made the first call which is a good dating sign now. I called bobo a few nights later for some idle chat but we didnt talk much before he said he was gonna call me back Call back didnt come until three nights later. I was seething the whole time before the call but as soon as my phone rang and I saw his name my heart melted. We started to talk o and a minute later bobo gets a call on his house phone says he was gonna call back. Call back didnt come for another week or so before I then decided to call o. I called bobo and in his usual style he said he'll cal lme back after less than 1 minute of speaking. By now your girl was blind with fury and as soon as I got off the phone I deleted bobo's number o. It was so hard getting him out of my mind o but I did one way or other.

Guess what my people? My phone rings tonight almost a month after bobos efizy and it was a number I was not familiar with. Hmm I picked up and said "hello who's this" and there was silence from the other end. Next thing I heard was a deep sigh and a solemn 'so you deleted my number'. I knew it was bobo one time and I just started to laff uncontrollably. I laffed and laffed and laffed and poor thinh he must have been wondering is i was mad. It felt so good getting one over him. Even though I knew it was him, I pretended as if I didnt know. He felt so embarrassed and said he was gonna call me back instead. I know he ain't gonna call and I frankly dont give a damn but am glad I was able to show him that girls these days dont wait around for men no more. He may have been doing it with other girls but it wont wash with this babe! Ah so fine boys also cry? Shege! Bobo made my night o. He so made my night. Yes you're hot but am HOTTER! Go tell your mama. Girls its doable. A guy tries to prove he's all that and a bag of chips? You tell him where to stick it Hahahahahah!

My weekend is gonna be fun! Enjoy urs too.

39 comments:

ShonaVixen said...

LOL...its so true...i delete no probs and will make it known that i did delete not lose the number if u think you're God's gift!!LOL...did it to some1 too who also had the 'i'll call you back syndrome'!!way to go girl xoxo

bumight said...

lmao! mean wicked parakeet!

from the way u described him he did sound like God's gift to women!

btw why are all the guys in london Investment bankers?

guerreiranigeriana said...

...lol...you're funny...and he got off the phone quickly?...why?...anyway...gotta keep it moving indeed...enjoy your weekend...

mizchif said...

I totally feel u babe. The guy must've been really burnt.
Serves him right, how will he be putting a babe on long tin like dat ehn! pschewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Happy weekend to u too.

Ok, gats to run back to my lovely bacteria now.

Free-flowing Florida said...

up, girl! nonsense & ingredient! wen u started describing dis man, i was just like '& he's still single? ha! too good 2 b true! dez got 2 b some comma 2 dis bobo o' & true 2 his type, he performed! u did am well. daz a revenge 2 all d yeye dudes out there who have done doz disappearing acts over n over on babes.

doll said...

pls give me his no. he sounds hot.

LMAO. but nice one there. as d president of the dont be too obvious club. take a handshake

Jarrai said...

Am glad you gave him a taste of his own medicine....And he wasn't even man enough to take it....small boy!!!!!

Buttercup said...

heheheheheehhe! u go girl! *gives parakeet a hi five*

Standtall said...

It's his papa he needs to tell na. His mama probably knows hot it feels already.

Yeah, Parakeet is hotter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shubby Doo said...

LOL...good 4 u!

Anonymous said...

love the way all the women agree so i have to step up and play devil's advocate:

So because he did not like you enough, to call you back, he must be so far up his own ass?

Afrobabe said...

Lmao..u don kolo finish but I get you babes…Me I delete after the second night I don’t get a call oh..what rubbish and here I was about to say pass me his number…hahahahhahahaha

Parakeet said...

Ha but anonymous, the guy was playing a dirty game. That was what vexed me. He prolly had several women on his case and he felt all women will be his play thing. Its all well and good if a man dont like you then he shudn't even bother calling at all. This one would call which shows some sort of interest and then leave me on he's coming by cutting the conversation short and promising to call back without doing so. That's so not acceptable. Dont want some okurin ti o lokun lorun (an unchained man) to come and mess with me head o!

Parakeet said...

I can see there are plenty of correct babes in the house. Lets oust the men ojare! Only a woman is allowed to front...not a man's territory at all so guys be warned.

archiwiz said...

O jare, revenge is sweet joo...He deserved that!

Rubbish!

Dammy said...

Chei Parakeet! wetin men do una now?

Men don suffer!

I pray he calls back this time! Lol...

Howdy?

ShonaVixen said...

yes parakeet i agree men arent allowed to be fronting!!what for???LOL...

OluwaDee said...

I wonder why he kept saying he'll call you back???

No point wating on a guy who won't call u back.

Anonymous said...

LOL - it is only a woman allowed to front?!?!?!
Still on the devil's advocate heifer track, why wait for him to call back? He has done once, twice sef, we go allow... Third time??? Sorry woman, that's where all his fineness would have become irrelevant! Or started flipping it, be like "Oh hey, it's you. Can I call you back?"

Parakeet said...

Ah but Anonymous I did call him back too and he out me on the same I'll call you back line. He does that no matter who does the calling. The guy was trying to mess with my mind o. I wasn't about to allow that. Not now, not ever.

And yes...only women are allowed to front!

Parakeet said...

Ah but Anonymous I did call him back too and he out me on the same I'll call you back line. He does that no matter who does the calling. The guy was trying to mess with my mind o. I wasn't about to allow that. Not now, not ever.

And yes...only women are allowed to front!

LG said...

lollllll@ i knew it was bobo one time
o gal u wicked o, hehehehe
norrin do u jare!! 2-1
*grins*

Anonymous said...

You called back, hence you were no longer fronting, even when he was obviously still. Either you front properly, or you do not front at all - half arsed fronting leads to twat-like behaviour.

p.s. don't mind me jare, am just bored at work! i woulda called too, and be pissed off at him too! I just wonder why I do that to myself sometimes?

Parakeet said...

Ah but u got it wrong. I never set out to front. I liked him from the outset but I wasn't going to be made a fool of just cos I liked him. Anyway he's learnt his lessons. I bet he wont be calling back anytime soon. Good riddance.

Its Friday man...pack it and enjoy ur weekend!

geishasong said...

u got urs right back!
woohoo!!!!!!!
guys like that only want what they cant have.. and we always want them!

Anonymous said...

so you liked him, and didn't intend to front, so you didn't appreciate him "fronting"? but was he really fronting? sounds to me like he was just intrigued enough by the idea of you, and then, everytime he spoke to you realised that he just wasn't intrigued enough? but he was intrigued enough to not delete your number... so anytime he was bored, he hollered....

ok, phew, is time for me to go home. till another time.

have a fab weekend!

aloted said...

hehehe..am totally feeling u girl!!!

Na this song u suppose sing for the guy: "Mo gbona feli feli bi amala to ji na gangan...dont hate me cuz am hotter than you...am hot, you're not!"

Abeg pls translate!!!!

Am so having a laff hehehe u go girl!!!! am sure he had a rethink of his life.

Sha said...

LOL
Very bad gurl. nuttin do u jor.. wuda done d same darn thing

Shaywun said...

hehehehe

QMoney said...

COS U ARE HOT AND HE'S NOT,I felt we should have been listening to that song as we were reading,d new d'banj!
rubbish,i was so xcted dat happened!!
nonsense fella, dont even knwo which one i hate d most.i call,u see d missed call and dont call back or u hang up in a hurry and say u will cal back and never do soon enuf

anonymous gal said...

parakeet u wicked o...

NigerianDramaQueen said...

Bwahahahaha
Babes your it! Chei you harsh oh! I like your style abeg
Please all these guys that just think they are the best thing since sliced bread. I've met quite a couple of em. The world needs more babes like it. Kai you just made my night.
WORK IT!

naijalines said...

Good on you girl! Guys like that need to be told. Had a similar experience once...Guys who think you're desperate. I showed him o. He said he didn't understand me. Yeah..like his brain was so slow cos it was always up his a***. LOL.

That's exactly how I'm gonna raise my daughter...to respect herself!

doll said...

LOL@ Anonymous

Parakeet said...

@Shona...^5 to you mate...way to go!
@Bumight...am not wicked at all, jus wouldn't be taken for a mug hot or no hot. Hmm as per the investment banker thing, I think that's the job guys say they do these days as girls dont like to hear IT no more...lol!
@Gnaija…I guess the guy wasn’t used to being knocked back by a girl he’s assumed ‘is just another girl’
@Mizchif…bac wot?…You crack me up babe
@Flo…been ages I heard that, nonsense and ingredient, ROFL LMAO! Yea you gotta wonder what a guy like dat is doing single…definitely can of worms somewhere. Thank God I wont be finding out
@Doll…lol, which club is that one again? Sorry to burst your bubble girl his number is long deleted, lol!
@Jarrai…don’t mind the yeye guy. Nice to have you back babes!
@Standtall…lol, yea his papa!
@Shubby…yes o, good on me.
@Anonymous…are you trying to tell us how a man thinks? Will be nice to put up something on that.
@Afrobabe…Don’t mind the guy jo. I gave him 3 chances and he misused them. Good riddance!
@Archiwiz…am glad u agree with me
@Dammy…you know I was thinking just the same thing that some quarters may think I gat beef for men. Far from it. Its just the things most women go through all the time but I happen to whinge a lot. Hahahaha! I dey o sweets, how you?
@Shona…of cos sis, its strictly a woman’s territory
@Oluwadee…I don’t know for the guy. Obviously it was his way of getting rid of me or trying to make me feel insignificant and seeing as he is hot then I’d chase him. Me no chase no man, I get chased. And if he’s too stuck up his ass to chase me, then I don’t wanna know him.
@LG…lol, na real bobo one time!
@Geisha…tell me abt it gurl. This life can suck sometimes sef!
@aloted…lol, am so loving that song! At least he’ll know now not to treat another girl like dat
@Sha…yes o. I’m glad am representing the girl folk who wil stand for no crap
@Shaywun…Na laff u dey laff abi. How u been?
@Qmoney…I feel u babes, I hate men who front unnecessarily. So disrespectful! Am loving that Dbanj’s song
@A gal…me no wicked at all. Just don’t like chopping shyte! Lol!
@NDQ…this ur laf na wa o. Those kain yeye men plenty for town. We suppose dey teach them small lesson sometimes.
@Naijalines…I know. These London men sef…they think all women are desperate and start acting up. Mscheeew!
@Doll…the anonymous guy is funny shey? Wonder who he is!

rethots said...

....information.

Red Sapphire said...

Ya yayyyyy!Yaaayyy! Well done girl...u too much jare...serves him right..wetin hin know..Now that i have learnt something new myself, my naive self will disappear,i'll up my game and stop letting them fine boys dissing me...the laugh too much...Good for him...

Tigeress said...

u go girl!!! There are too many boys out there- no need to deal with all this shakara. As i always say- i no fit chase man- i don't have the ability to. nice1.

Guys who feel they are all that, God's gift, and a bag 'a chips.......

Birdzilla said...

Theres a old comic book from the 70s about some guy held captive by giant parakeets