Wednesday, 25 March 2009

For the Love of Tigress

See I hate this tagging thing abi how una dey call am for blogville. I am a lazy blogger and that much you guys know. I wonder why that category wasn’t on the naijabloggers award nomination list sef. I bet I would have been nominated and of cos won. Tagging is tedious and parakeet is lazy. But I love Tigress so am gonna accept the honest scrap award. I crave honesty, I give honesty for the most part but I hardly ever get it back. God is able.

Here are ten things you didn’t wish were true about me;

* I can suck my finger for Africa. Now before you scream, I dropped the baton at SS1 when I went to the hostel. Senior cant be seen sucking her finger at 13 now kai! Proper dishi. But trust me I was a pro. I could suck my finger all day and not eat anything. That was my comfort.

* I have been in love 2ce in my life and the last being of recent. I count myself lucky but shame I fell for unsuitable men.

* I gave my life to Christ on January 4 2001 but have since back slidden abi weytin be the correct word. I still love God though.

* I pray more in tongues than actual words. I can never seem to get actual words out right but I could pray in tongues for hours and hours until I fall into trans. Oh yes…trans. The few times I've had private moments I always seem to find myself in some place I cant explain and when I come to, life couldn’t be better.

* I have never seen my father but I have some memories of him, how that's possible I don’t know. Maybe in my previous life sha.

* I've had sex in a public pool. Ehn…public pool in the full glare of people in broad day light. I didn’t come though.

* People see me as an efiko but I actually never came first in school well until the last term in SS3 when everyone else was concentrating on WAEC. I then sat for my WAEC and failed Maths and English. Duh! How do you reconcile that?

* I don’t know if I wanna get married or have kids but I feel I would only do it when and if I meet the right person which I fear I may not. God help me.

* I feel like I need a shrink to unlock some of my anxieties and confront some demons but I so hate to be vulnerable that I feel am just gonna die one day with all my burden on my shoulders.

* There was a time I really fancied kissing a girl but not anymore after a horrible experience I had. Please don't ask me.

Now am passing this on to 18andabove, Kmplx, H20, AnyaPosh, Kush, Ms Sula and Mizchif and these you must do to accept your award

1.You must brag about it
2.You must include the name of the blogger who bestowed the award on you and link back to the blogger
3.You must choose a minimum of seven (7) blogs that you find brilliant in content or design. 4.Show their names and links and leave a comment informing them that they were prized with Honest Weblog.
5.List at least ten (10) honest things about yourself. Then pass it on!

And did I brag yet?…yeyeyeyeyeyeye don’t hate me cos am hotter than you.
Have a good week everyone.

33 comments:

doll said...

sex in public poool??? hmm more details

O'Dee said...

Sex in a public pool?????????????

How did you come 1st in class & fail WAEC math & english?

Tigeress said...

kissing a girl/ bad experience. How wont i ask. My friend SPILL!!!!!!

Sex in a pool- doesnt sound that great. I'm thinking water causes friction so it mustnt have been that comfortable- right?

Qube The Wordsmith said...

Fourth!!!!!
Sex in a pool...hmnn gotta try dat...

Funms-the rebirth said...

ok, uve to tell the story of the sex in a public pool,...
how can u come first and then fail WAEC? only u o.........
me sef i think i need a therapist to unlock some burdens and u will def. meet the right person

ShonaVixen said...

Sex in a public pool??..sorry hon but that's all i saw there...care to elaborate???

Ms Sula said...

Whoa! That's truly honest, and I appreciate you for sharing with us...

And I'll make sure to complete the meme. :)

JustDB said...

Hmmm.. Sex in a public pool -- now that's serious..... errr but how can you pray inn tongues more than in actual words yet you say you have since slidden? Hmmmmm... dunno....

Chari said...

I will try not to comment only onn the sex in a public poool but huh? funny thing is I have actually tried that one b4...kinda bad for friction if you ask me...


Hmmn...fishy...how come u backslid n still speak in tongues? how does that work?

AnyaPosh said...

hahaha....i love you! I like that bit about being an efiko, I was like that too. I only came 2nd twice in my entire secondary school career but everyone thought I was one kind brainiac. I sha got 6As in WAEC but failed Maths & Igbo woefully. Actually no, I got an F9 in Math & an E8 in Igbo. I dunno a word of Igbo...the only thing I know is Osikapa! LOL

Doja said...

Sex in a public pool...YUCK!

Afrobabe said...

You kissed a babe then had sex in a public pool in broad daylight in front of viewers.....and asked us not to ask?? ...You don kolo be that...ok, dont tell them but call me asap!!!

aloted said...

hmm quite revealing...!

Smaragd said...

sex in a public school! full gist, full gist! lol

i know u are "daku-daji" blogger, u and me both!but we like u all thesame.

I pray more in tongues than i do in words as well! have never fallen into a trance tho.

wow, u've never seen ur dad?

u will marry and procreate, u are too fine not to. it will happen, dont worry abourrit.

Nice Anon said...

Kissing a girl can be fun until they fall in "love" with you.

I can't even picture the whole pool thing. Water going into places it shouldn't. I don't know about that oo

Phoenix said...

a girl after my own heart!!! lol

Repressed One said...

Funny enough i hear you on the speaking in tongues more part...but falling into a trans? that's deep yo!

To echo everyone...sex in a PUBLIC pool? chei!

Loved the entry!!

Afronuts said...

I'm not surprised 80% of the comments will focus on sex in the pool...people too like things like dat.

And I agree with JustDB...

How come u were able to speak in tongues when u don backslide?

Were u faking it for somebody?

Parakeet said...

@Doll...there was nothing to it really just one of those silly things you do when you're young, brazen and with loads of attitude.
@O'Dee...Trust me it was not fun. Little wonder I didnt come. As for WAEC failure, I no know. My grandad insists they gave me someone else's result especially when I took it the following year and had As in both.
@Tigress...you got what u want abi. A whole new post that may be. As for sex in the pool, yea there was friction but it was cool. Not very enjoyable I must add.
@Qube...ehm I can recommend sha o.
@Funms...I've always known I was peculiar...lol. Thanks me dear.
@Shona...that will be private talk me dear...wink*
@Ms Sula...thanks. Honesty always comes back to bite me. I hope this doesnt
@JustDB...One thing I noticed is that we humans try to explain things rationally or however it makes sense to us. I dont think the spirit of God works that way. Yes I am a back slidden Xtian who does not always practice the things that God charges me to but it doesnt mean that the spirit of God does not dwell in me. The closer you are to God, the more your spirit man grows and the more exploit you can do for God. That's my explanation for that. It may not be right but I know my case and I suspect many other cases too defies common sense.
@Chari…yea you right abt that friction thing. Refer to my comment above in response to JustDB
@AnyaPosh…I mean is that not something? You talk about igbo I was woeful in Edo and Yoruba. I did better than you in maths sef…P7, hahahaha. And what does osikapa mean o?
@Doja…na real yuck. Well thinking of it now. Didn’t seem like that back then.
@Afrobabe…I no kiss girl o. I say I fantasise. No pour sansan for my garri o, lol.
@Aloted…honestly I didn't know I could share some of the stuff here but truth is I'm not ashamed of who I am. Everyone has a story and history.
@Sma…aww…u're such a sweetie. Thanks a lot.
@Nice Anon…I dey suspect you. Tell us the story now. Puleeeeeees!
@Phoenix…hahaha, thanks me dears.
@Repressed…I dey gbadun this ur name sha. Looks like I've said that before sef. The trans thing dey regular anytime I get all spiritual like dat. If its not trance na to cry and cry and cry. Scary stuff I must say.
@Afronuts…e de o, faking who? Lol. Anyway refer to my comment above to JustDB for answer.

LusciousRon said...

Speak in tongue? Wow.
That WAEC thingie can be tricky. Who knows with the markers.

Buttercup said...

I've never been able to speak in tongues..

I've also been tagged as an efiko but I really don't think I'm one.

I've always had a sex in a jacuzzi fantasy..not a pool cos I can't swim! Hmm musta been crazy!

AnyaPosh said...

my dear, 'osikapa' means rice o! I know, of all things to remember. Na food dem go use catch me.

mizchif said...

Why now ehn Parakeet?
Why did u decide to give me homework ehn?

I know it's a little mean, but plix what did ur mummy and daddy tell u when u failed SSCE maths and English?
Me i know i won't have gone back to my house sha.

Public pool...hmmmm....daring are we?

StandTall-The Activist said...

lol at the sex pool. how did you feel afterwards?

sorry for my curiousity is your dad late or didnt just care to see u?

ASIDES: WE NEED TO TALK. CLD EMAIL ME @ tadnline@gmail.com?

Thanks

Sexkitten said...

Girl fancy, sex in a public pool, daring. I like very much.

LOl. Thanks for stopping by my hangout, Parakeet

Dante said...

sex in a pool!!!....
scratches head...very brazen...

I think I will come back to this page cos we must get that story out of you, lol..

RocNaija said...

Lol.. Ashewo's like these blogvillites I never see..

See as everyone just dey focus on sex in a pool..??

Good to know you have memories of your dad.. Hopefully they're all positive memories..?

Ehen.. So that sex in a pool story.. :-D

Nice Anon said...

you are looking for who to put into trouble. Abeg ooh I plead the fifth!lol

NigerianDramaQueen said...

Sex in a public pool under broad day light?! Now that right there is bold! Your crazy woman!!LOL
This is the most honest "10 honest things" i've read on blogville so far...

QMoney said...

hmm,so trans is real??
u would meet the right person joo
i feel i need a shrink too,jus dunno if i can trust any.
am asking abt the kiss thoughts...jus kidding.dont tell
its d sex in d pool i wanna hear about!!

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

"* There was a time I really fancied kissing a girl but not anymore after a horrible experience I had. Please don't ask me."

How can you share something like this and then tell us not to ask?

??????

Oya, share....

Ms. SpicyTee said...

You is bad men...
But might not be as bad as me..LOL
I don't think I can do this Honesty thingy stuffs,is damn too revealing for me..

trybes said...

yea,,guess the one that had me thinkin was the thing about sex in the pool..did you actually do that...and love is definetely gonna find you if only you can submit yourself to its will power.An eye opener on you but to bad i cant even place a picture to this personality....