i apologised and meant it
let me make it up to u
pick any football jersey and i will send it to u
That statement came from a dude that was asking me out a few months back but didnt quite know how to handle rejection and resorted to tongue lashing me instead. Really I haven't stopped laffing...what is the world turning to? Is this how guys apologise for misdeeds these days? Buy me some chavvy jersey and that's it? So razz...shege I don suffer. Guys this dude just dereped una.
This is not a real post...but I just had to share this with my lovely peeps in blogville. Make e no be say na only me go laff. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
39 comments:
why didnt he say "pick any diamond necklace you want, and I'll send it to you"?
why? shio!
Hmm Bumight the thing tire me...can u believe that? Must he even offer to bribe me for forgiveness. Why not just say sorry and leave it at that instead of spoiling the whole thing by including jersey? I tell am say I be Fball agbero?
HAHAH..you know the funny part sumone has said that to me before!!!..I was like am not a Chelsea fan, Unless your willing to buy me an Arsenal jersey- the look I gave him..hissss!! Damn memories!!
This one na serious derep of guys o. Buhahahahahahaha.
The razz chip should be removed from that mass he calls a brain, pronto! LOL.
Hey...maybe he's got a freebie deal with all the footie clubs. What a cheap ***h***!
cheap ass....... jersey???????? when his mates r doing jewelry and expensive shoes and bags....... lmao...
what was ur response pls
is it coming wiv a footballer of ur choice n personally signed by said footballer???
a football jersey is supposed to atone for his misdeeds???
right..
im so curious as to what ur response was! hope u told him where to shove the jersey???
nonsense!
there is a part of me that would have taken the football jersey...you know that part that takes one too many free samples at the makeup counter or food aisle...i know...it's sad.
that was so razz. I totally agree. What is the world turning into? All the guys going around thinking all girls are materialistic.
LMAO why not pick the car model u want and i'l send it to you, what a lousy way to apologize
iv posted a comment hope it dint disappear
d first 3 lines made sense o, den he just had 2 show wot a coconut head he is by d last line
@MS.O...honestly am appalled? Or are we just over reacting?
@Naijalines...LMAO! You kuku finish the guy. He deserves it jare!
@Funms...You know my shoulders dropped when I saw what he wrote cos we were chatting on messenger. I didnt even know how to respond to him so I just used the laffing icon. Guess wha? Dude replied that he was serious and I just knew then that he's an hopeless case. I quickly told him that just the apology was acceptable and went invisible to him.
@Shona...that would be better init?
@Buttercup...well somewhere in the recess of his mind he felt that was the right atonement. Nonsense upon ingredient.
@Nneoma...only you, my dear only you, lol!
@Sting...my disgust exactly. I really dont know what sort of men are being bred these days. When we were growing up and was just trailing the road of romance, guys use to treat us with respect and delicacy. Now all that has gone to the gutters. Shame!
@Doll...you cracking me up. The guy sef no licence let alone a car. No wonder he doesn't know his left from his right.
@Flo...coconut head indeed!
my question is, did you hang up before or after you started laughing your ass off. i don't think i would have been able to hold it in.
thx for the comment. :)
He wants u as his WAG... *shakes head*...
Tell him to buy ME some shoes of my choice and I'll see if WE can forgive him!!!
hehehehehehehehehehe poor guy,
but i hope u choose Gunners o *winks*
have a swell w'end
muuuahhh!!
Awon Okurin imi sha ... ori won o pe!!!
(Some men are just idiots)
This is how u know fotoball freak (lmao)
That was totally immature...
I second Bumight, why didnt he offer u a diamond necklace? hisssss
Somebody needs to send him to a school on "How to Treat a Lady!"
But before we judge him, did you tell him you are a football fanatic?!?!
guess he ran out of ideas.
not all of us know how to say sorry d proper way!
Please send him a bouquet of flowers and apologize for hurting his sensitive little feelings. That should cheer him up.
=)
Hahahahah...i can't help laughing...
Whatever happened to flowers, dinner hell even some nice bling... But a jersey!!this man is just plain razz.
Make sure you pick a ManUnited Jersey...ROTFLMAO!
you musta done something to make him soo eerm-what's the word-presumptuous?
First time here!
Loving your blog.
BABHAHAHAHAAAHAH!!!!
nonsense!
Bloody disgrace to manhood!
Whassup girl.
This is some funny post.
He was trying to make it up to you, i don't see it as bribe.
Besides, you didn't have to be hard on the guy.
I've been MIA, school is eating me up. Whatz good with you?
WHAT??? "...just dereped una." Of course not, he was simply trying to make up (in jersey) what he has not (upstairs). Apparently, he must have thot 'twas a fair exchange. Think thee not?
hehehehe...
opolopo eni yan ni o ni opolo (commone sense is not common to all, abi no be so)
hehehehehehehe
maybe he was trying to be innovative ;)
maybe its customized and autographed by the sexiest footballers on earth..ohmigod..doesn't the idiot know that there are more expensive,classy and get-what-you-are-looking-for gifts?
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Why didnt he do "sweet home alabama" and take u to jewel shop after de close. heheheh!!! Men r sometimes sooo full of demselves.lol.
nonsense. football jersey. hope u blasted him
LOL!!! A football jersey??? How did his mind even get there? Another reason why it was a good decision to reject him. Isn't he old enough to know that you give people presents the RECIPIENT will appreciate? Na dis type go give pesin mortar and pestle, com talk say na anniversary gift.
tell him to customise a perfume after u, what fragrance he thinks best suits u, send it, THEN, u myt consider him.
mcheeeew
Hmmm..what did we do again Parakeet?
The poor guy was just trying to appease you, I guess.
It is also possible that he perceives you as a football lover. I have met ladies who are die-hard fans of English football clubs and maybe this guy thinks you are just one of such ladies.
A jersey for a gift isn't bad if you ask me, maybe it is just part of postmodern thinking! It sounds out of the norm! A jersey as a gift for a lady sounds REALLY nice depending on the circumstances and the personality of the lady in question.
On a lighter note, I am of the opinion that you will make a good Chelsea fan...Blues for life!
Thanks for your comment on my blog. I find it quite insightful.
abi o bumight....wat if he had upped the gift...
u women sef, una dey pretend as if una never take that kain bribe before...
hmmm,maybe the bidding war just started...
i'll get u a customised pant if u want...lol
The minute i read your opening speech..lol...i knew i had to add u to my roll of fav blog list.Don't know you yet but that post made me really laugh...(great timing).Guess i'd be seeing u around on blogville.
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